Here are a few piece that defy easy categorization. I start with the AYPE-man series, a set of fictitious but incredibly real looking government documents that purport to show actual UFO events. Other pieces will be added as they become available, or whenever the FBI gets around to releasing them (hah hah, little joke there for my FBI buddies — and you know who you are).
            Files from the AYPE-man, or “Are You Paranoid Enough?”

For a rather ‘out-there’ website, I created a series of absolutely accurate UFO files, created with at least one or two obvious embedded jokes to make it clear they weren’t to be taken as completely authentic. Still, I researched available Freedom of Information Act files, to make sure I had the exact style of the government forms used, and I based the events on others that had actually occurred.
An Air Force document from their Staff Office Division, about a near-collision between an Air Force fighter and a UFO, that coincided with an alledged break-in on the ground below at Carswell AFB. First confirmed mention of the AYPE-man in U.S. Government files. Download a
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of this file here.
(3 pgs., 300k)
One of the first documents submitted by the AYPE-man himself, these pages, from the U.S. Air Force Office of Investigations, document an attempted hijacking of a top secret convoy carrying classified cargo, but suspected of actually carrying remains of alien pilots. Wait a minute — I remember reading about this one...

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An interesting collection of a sample page from three different documents, including a partial transcript of a conversation between the AYPE-man (or someone claiming to be him) and a high-level Government official. Download a
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of this file here.
(3 pgs., 552k)
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